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What is bumpsale?

Good question! You’ve probably not heard of it before today but that’s just changed. Yay!

This software called Bumpsale was invented by a friend of mine called Jason. It’s super cool and allows you to get a silly discount on two of my favourite products.

Bumpsale is the technical stuff going on behind the scenes, it bumps the price by a certain amount each time a person buys the bundle.

We’ll start selling this bundle at just a single dollar.

$1

One dollar!

After each person buys, the price is bumped up with two dollars.

The first person gets the bundle for $1, the second person will pay $3, the third person pays $5, the fourth lucky buyer gets the bundle for $7, …

Person 5000 will get the bundle for $10,001.00 😎…..

You get the idea.

The value of the bundle is about $30 so even if you’re the tenth person to buy, you’d pay $21. That’s still you getting the bundle at %30 off🎉 !

The earlier you buy, the bigger the discount!

All you need to do to get that silly price is to click that lovely, orange button and enter your payment details.